Posted on 1:30pm Friday 21st November 2014
Fireworks in Spain and France do not seem to be subject to the same Elf and Safety restrictions as they are in the red-tape conscious UK.
Posted on 12:41pm Friday 21st November 2014
For ages, we've been talking about taking some time off to actually sort out the house - clear out cupboards, empty boxes that have sat there for years and get rid of stuff that hasn’t been used for years. And now it’s happening.
Posted on 7:48am Friday 21st November 2014
For those of you following my rambles for some time now, you’ll know that when it comes to intelligence I’m honest about the fact that I’m a few chocolate chips short of a cookie. But do you ever wonder where such levels of stupidity come from? Then wonder no more, because I’ve found a University course on the psychology of stupid. Unfortunately it’s based in Los Angeles which is a bit far to travel in pursuit of the answer, but at least now I don’t feel so isolated because it must mean there’s a lot of other stupid people like me curious to understand why…….Or….alot of people on the receiving end of stupid that want to know how to deal with us?………..
Posted on 1:20pm Friday 14th November 2014
The best laid plans are disrupted by a much-dreaded front wheel blow-out and yet another reminder than I am growing old.
Posted on 8:08am Friday 14th November 2014
What it’s Friday? Already? Okay, so earlier in the week, being the healthiest ill person I know, I’d just made a fresh salad for lunch and sat down to tuck in when I felt I was being watched…you know that feeling? And sure enough as I turned my head to face out onto the woodland at the back, gathered on all different levels of the lattice fencing were six yellow tits, three squirrels, two magpies, two robins, one black crow, one thrush, one Pidgeon and a partridge in a pear treeeeee…..
Posted on 1:20pm Friday 7th November 2014
There are a few tourist pitfalls to watch out for in Prague, not least when it comes to changing your currency. On the other hand, when we returned to Paris and stayed for three nights, we found they have mastered the art of reducing the size of you your wallet at an alarming rate.
Posted on 12:15pm Friday 7th November 2014
Let me make a declaration right at the start. I love libraries and always have. They’re one of the most fundamental and important places in our cities, towns and villages, not least because they represent a simple truth. We should all try to learn.
Posted on 8:08am Friday 7th November 2014
Can I really wear Monster ranty- pants two weeks running?? I’m a woman of course I can. Have you parked your bottom comfortably? Good, then I’ll begin. Being in the middle of an M.E relapse at the moment means that trying to function even at a basic level is like swimming through a sea of Marshmallow. I can’t move easily and I can’t think clearly. My mothers kitchen knife, the one that had sentiment, the one shes had longer than shes had me is now bouncing around in the back of a dustcart somewhere while the apple peel ended up in the cutlery draw. .....
Posted on 1:40pm Friday 31st October 2014
After visiting Vienna, we understood why Prague attracts more visitors. It is redolent with Old Europe and of course was once in the centre of European commerce.
Posted on 12:00pm Friday 31st October 2014
Seeing Graham Norton live at the Watford Colosseum on Monday reminded me of what the veteran actor Michael Caine once said about the secret of his long and happy marriage to his wife Shakira being, quite simply, separate bathrooms.
Posted on 8:08am Friday 31st October 2014
BOO!....Happy Halloween & all that, This week I've got my monster ranty-pants on. I've come to the conclusion that the criteria to get a job dealing with the public must be no brain cells and a diploma in Idiot. British Gas was my first port of call, they've become such a nightmare to deal with that my mother, a pensioner…and yes, the one I keep under the floorboards finds it far too stressful, so I've taken over....
Posted on 1:00pm Friday 24th October 2014
Vienna was this week voted among the top cities in the world to visit but we found it disappointing. Elegant, majestic but somehow lacking a soul.
Posted on 8:09am Friday 24th October 2014
I’m seeing an Osteopath……Not with a view to marriage or anything, although having someone able to crack and crunch you on demand would be a bit of a plus, No, I’m hoping he can do what the NHS has failed to do so far and help with my muscle discomfort and lack of breath carried over from the Op two years ago. So at the moment I’m feeling well and truly bruised and pounded because it impacts on M.E........
Posted on 10:43am Monday 20th October 2014
Last week brought the welcome news that Kate Reddy, the hollow-eyed, sleep-deprived heroine of Allison Pearson’s novel I Don’t Know How She Does It, is making a come-back as Sandwich Woman in Ms Pearson’s weekly column in the Daily Telegraph.
Posted on 1:30pm Friday 17th October 2014
How many famous Hungarians spring to mind. We tested each other and came up short as we headed for our first-ever visit to Hungary and Budapest,
Posted on 8:15am Friday 17th October 2014
Are you ready for this weeks jabber? …. Ok, So Just because life shrinks to the size of a postage stamp it doesn’t mean you have to get licked…and no making up your own jokes …unless you’re willing to share them of course? Life can become small for many reasons, for me it’s a collection of illnesses to the point I could hold an exhibition, having the whole world gradually decline to such a compact space is frustrating and claustrophobic but you either suck it up and deal with it…or you don’t, they’re the options.
Posted on 1:20pm Friday 10th October 2014
There is a building in Budapest that is called the House of Horror in which a museum documents the excesses of Nazi and Communist regimes. We both felt compelled to go and from the sombre, bass-noted music upon our arrival to our return to the sunlight, we wondered at the stupidity of political ideology.
Posted on 12:10pm Friday 10th October 2014
At 9am on Sunday, I’ll be setting off on a 13.1-mile course around the middle of London, pounding through Hyde, Green and St James’ parks, all in an effort to raise a bit of money for charity and prove to myself I really can achieve this curious challenge.
Posted on 8:37am Friday 10th October 2014
Good Friday morning my friends, it seems to come around so quick, So let me kick this week off by asking, do you love your town or not and why? The reason I ask is Saturday 4th October saw the closure of our local Market here in Watford, not that anyone would’ve noticed considering the orchestration of its demise started a number of years ago courtesy of those rubbing their shoulders & greasy palms with developers. So you could count how many stalls were left on one hand....
Are girls today, heavier and stockier than they were back in the 1960s? The evidence suggests they are...
Posted on 1:30pm Friday 3rd October 2014
We were preparing for an autumn tour, taking in four capitals: Budapest, Vienna, Prague and back to Paris, but waiting to catch the train to Paris and the airport, we had cause to muse that todays young females are noticeably heavier than those in the 1960s.
Comment: I had the honour of being invited to two secondary schools to tell sixth formers about journalism
Posted on 2:50pm Friday 3rd October 2014
I love giving talks such as these; the frustrated actress in me enjoys the performance, even if the scribe in me wonders if having the time to take to the stage in this way suggests I have failed as a writer.
Posted on 8:20am Friday 3rd October 2014
Its funny how a word like pants can have different meanings, but still all apply to you….and whoever just shouted “& your singing? “ go stand in the corner. Apart from wearing them, I’ve always used the terminology of “pants” to describe how I’m feeling regarding M.E & Fibromyalgia because its less depressing than saying “ill”.
Posted on 12:20pm Friday 26th September 2014
A family gathering gave us a chance to show the house and garden off to the best advantage. However, things were not going well for the Koi carp and the pond. Added to which we had a noisy, unwelcome visitor..
Posted on 8:37am Friday 26th September 2014
I wasn’t sure about this weeks title “The NHS is sick” because as a rap/hiphop artist I thought it might cause some confusion with the urban slang thing, So I’d just like to point out that I mean sick as in sick and NOT sick as in “really cool innit?” wi me blud? Good then I’ll begin….
Posted on 4:31pm Wednesday 24th September 2014
By the time you read this we will know the results and whether or not those of us who spend their summer holiday north of the border will be needing a passport next August.
Posted on 4:20pm Wednesday 24th September 2014
He seems incredibly normal for someone who has grown up in his utterly abnormal surroundings.
Posted on 12:50pm Friday 19th September 2014
Several little milestones in my life seemed to point in one direction and after many years I have finally booked the flights, the hotel and the trip and Ellie and I will head for Prague, dropping in at Budapest and Vienna en route.
Posted on 8:05am Friday 19th September 2014
Yaaaaaay! Well, unless the king has lip curled or hip thrust his way into the building since I last blogged here in 2010.. uh huh! Then I have indeed been true to my word…..I’m back, & before Elvis. Back with a Pfff, Fizz, Plop. I know that makes me sound like an Alka-Seltzer but it comes with less expectation than a Bang and I don’t want to disappoint....
Posted on 1:00pm Friday 12th September 2014
Short-term memory is not at its peak as you get older but we have pooled our observations and now we can say that we have an extra, unseen resident in tour house in France. Did "something" move in when it was uninhabited for 40 years?
Posted on 1:30pm Friday 5th September 2014
It was also touching to see her renew her acquaintance with Cheryl Cole (neé Tweedy, formerly of Girls Aloud), now Mrs Fernandez-Versini.
Posted on 6:22am Friday 5th September 2014
A local author wrote a book combining realism and surrealism about Oxhey Estate.I stumbled across the book in my motor home and was puzzled as to how it got there.
Posted on 3:11pm Friday 29th August 2014
Our friends were in trouble but why did they write to us?
Posted on 12:10pm Friday 29th August 2014
Not just for quality of food, but for atmosphere, value for money, for that intangible sense of excellence. Which eatery provides the biggest hmmm for your buck?
Posted on 11:47am Friday 22nd August 2014
We collect books on our travels and this summer we raided the "not read yet" bookcase with some gratifying results.
Posted on 10:36am Friday 15th August 2014
Kim Kardashian, Katie Price and all those botoxed, cosmetically enhanced "celebs" with limited talent grab the attention but this week a woman with real class, style, talent and acumen hit the headlines because she died.
Posted on 3:20pm Friday 8th August 2014
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you. Back in the 1970s when I used the subway under the Watford ring road to get to the girls’ grammar school every day, the graffiti always tickled me.
Posted on 2:10pm Friday 8th August 2014
Watford’s Lib Dems must be glad that an end to the bruising "will-she-won’t-she" saga is on the horizon.
Posted on 6:14pm Friday 1st August 2014
Tumbling beach umbrellas cause numerous injuries every year, largely because their owners do not fix them deep in the sand. In Tamariu, on the Costa Brava, my life seemed in danger.
Posted on 2:20pm Friday 1st August 2014
If a week is a long time in politics it may go some way to explaining why politicians have such short memories. It was only a few years ago that Hertfordshire County Council ruling councillors was piously telling resident’s they needed to switch off streetlights at night (coincidentally when they are most effective) to save cash and lower carbon emissions.
Posted on 3:10pm Friday 25th July 2014
Have you ever noticed how people with really big things to contend with - a desperately sick child or bankruptcy - say very little about their misfortunes, while those with relatively few things to complain about are often the most grumpy and least grateful for what they do have? I know any parent of healthy, loved and well-fed teenagers will back me up here.
Posted on 2:50pm Friday 25th July 2014
What is the likelihood of a new hospital being built in Watford? This will be one of the main questions being examined today as the Farm Terrace Allotment holders take their fight to the High Court.
Posted on 9:32am Friday 25th July 2014
London Bridge is tumbling down the glib headline writers claim. In fact it would probably have lasted another 150 years had the USA not got their hands on it and carted it to Arizona.
Posted on 3:00pm Friday 18th July 2014
On A sunny day, Cassiobury Park really is gorgeous. We walked through it last weekend, watching the world go by, enjoying a Cha-Cha-Cha coffee and just about resisting the ice-cream temptation.
Posted on 1:00pm Friday 18th July 2014
The NHS is a closed shop. We pay for it. We depend on it to save our lives. Yet when it fails, it’s apparently not a matter for our concern. The people who run the service can just carry on as normal – business as usual.
Posted on 2:50pm Friday 11th July 2014
How children’s parties have changed. When I was little, you put on your best frock, took a small gift (something eminently sensible like a book or an educational toy) and played musical chairs and pass the parcel in the birthday girl’s front room.
Posted on 5:38pm Monday 7th July 2014
In the unlikely event of anyone being distressed or even mildly disconcerted by the lack of a fresh column, I thought it best, if belatedly, to point out that I am taking a three-week holiday with my wife Ellie and our two dogs and will return in late July.