The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies, ‘ze flashing knobs!’ and ‘Good moaning’ – relive all the best bits of the classic BBC comedy ‘Allo ‘Allo as the Pump House Theatre Company brings war-torn occupied France back to life.

Follow the adventures of Rene the hapless café owner and his wife Edith, who are struggling to keep for themselves a priceless portrait stolen by the Nazis and kept in a sausage in their cellar.

At the same time, Rene is hiding two British airmen and, with the help of the resistance, is trying to repatriate them. But communications with London through a wireless disguised as a cockatoo and an impending visit from the Fuhrer, leading to the café becoming filled with tricksters impersonating Hitler, lead to mayhem.

  • Pump House Theatre, Local Board Road, Lower High Street, Watford, from Monday, April 28 to Saturday, May 3. Details: pumphousetheatrecompany.com