Witty Watford minister John Boyes definitely has a way with words.

Quick-thinking passers-by cuckled as they read the religious message in time for Easter outside St James’s Road Baptist Church.

Mr Boyes, who is also Watford FC chaplain, clearly has no trouble hammering the point home to his flock and will doubtless attract new churchgoers with this novel turn of phrase.

[From the Watford Observer of April 1, 1988]