IF you've got any dirty little secrets then I'd urge you to get them off your chest pronto. Judgment Day, it would appear, is upon us. Yes, Jesus Christ is alive and well and living in a modest one bed flat under Bushey Arches.
Never interview a mime artist. Five words of unparalleled wisdom from our ever popular colleague Michael Pickard after a somewhat bizarre encounter with some performing arts students late last week.
WE knew it was time to start looking at new cars when we realised that we were actually thinking about hiring one for our annual trip down to Cornwall this year.
EVERYONE'S talking about Sweeney Todd, the demon barber of Fleet Street, but "Sweeney Toad" is a first, as thought up by type-setters in our production department.
IF I say so myself, my husband's 50th birthday present was a great success. A couple of weeks ago I wrote that I was planning to whisk him away to a smart hotel for the big event and, luckily, I did indeed eventually find somewhere suitable for the occasion - although in this case the building was actually celebrating something closer to its 500th year.
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