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Darren Low »
Am I German? I’m led to believe I am.
Posted on 7:15pm Wednesday 17th March 2010
An email in my inbox reads ‘Congratulations Darren! Your Great-Grandfather Jürgen Arndt Low has died and left you his entire fortune. Please call immediately to claim your inheritance!’ Oh okay then.
Darren Low »
Am I a trouble-maker? I’m led to believe I am.
Posted on 6:36pm Monday 8th March 2010
I made the mistake of cutting in line ahead of an old-age pensioner yesterday. I was boarding a bus and she had been waiting for a good 5 seconds, prior to my arrival. What an inconsiderate, irresponsible delinquent I had become at the age of 24 - and she had made me very aware of this.
Darren Low »
Does a person ever really have to leave their home anymore?
Posted on 12:52am Monday 1st March 2010
Have recent advancements in technology meant that a person, if he/she chooses, can live out the remainder of their life in reclusion?
Darren Low »
I’m sitting on a National Express coach headed for Manchester, and I realise, I hate every person on board with a passion.
Posted on 7:44pm Thursday 18th February 2010
It is announced over the tannoy, ‘This is your driver speaking. Passengers are reminded that, for health and safety reasons, they must be wearing their seatbelt at all times. Also, for any passenger needing to use the toilet, it is located at the back of the bus...we should be arriving in Manchester just before 5 o’clock.’
Darren Low »
Down and Out in this city, that city...and basically any other, where the women have their senses intact. (1)
Posted on 12:27am Sunday 7th February 2010
His dating record reads like a who’s who of faecal matter. If you were watching this poor, desperate excuse of a man’s screwball antics on the big screen - you would find yourself crunching your lips together, gasping for breath and unsure as to whether you should be laughing or crying. It really was cringe-worthy dating behaviour.
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