Sort of in London but sort of in the Home Counties, Watford is a unique place with unique problems that only a Watfordian would understand...

1. Watford roads: if you want to go left, you have to go right.

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2. You used to go into Watford to go to The Harlequin, now you have to go into Watford to go to intu Watford. It's confusing.

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3. Sighing for the thousandth time when someone new says “oh Watford, isn’t that where Eastenders is filmed?”

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4. Then you come home after a long day and discover that actually Eastenders is being filmed in Watford. Outside your house.

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5. Or one of a hundred other things is being filmed there, because Watford looks a bit like London.

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6. The 15 minute hike from Watford tube station to the town centre.

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7. Getting a space in the Cassiobury Park car park during the summer months is one of your life’s major achievements.

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8. Being filled with the sudden and overwhelming urge to jump into the pond on a night out.

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9. At the end of the night you have enough money for a trip to Hot Stuff OR a cab home.

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10. Going to Nandos and realising you know half the people in there.

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What are your Watford problems? Send them in to abinnie@london.newsquest.co.uk and you could see them added to the list.