Here's what I think the new Sky studios in Borehamwood should be called
Welcome again to my long suffering readers but take comfort as this is the last but one of my articles for this year and this decade. I will either be sun drenched on a Pacific island courtesy of Simon Cowell or at home. The invite has yet to arrive but I blame the post if it has gone astray. OK, the sight of me wearing a knotted hankie on my head with rolled up trousers sitting in a deck chair might put Simon off but that is his loss.