You are through on goal with the ball at your feet. All it needs is the simplest of touches. The crowd is willing you to score. But - inexplicably - you try to do something clever and end up missing by miles.

Some would say that is what the shopping centre formerly known as intu did when faced with finding a new name. Instead of pleasing the majority of people in the town by going back to the original name of the Harlequin centre, they came up with Atria Watford.

As everyone must know, this is the Latin plural of atrium, which means court or hall, but in this instance refers to those big skylights in the roof.

The reaction from most of our readers speaks for itself - a massive own goal maybe?

They could have taken a leaf out of the book of Watford captain Troy Deeney, who never knowingly does anything overcomplicated.

If anything, the working title of his memoir - A Hornet in your Face - may have been a bit too direct and so is up for revision.

It has the 'does what it says on the tin' qualities of the Vicarage Road hero, but is a little too, er, in your face, and lacks Troy's loveable side.

It's anyone's guess what the book will eventually be named.

But if Deeney's looking for a name that Watford people will like, the Harlequin is still available.